January 2011
27 posts
bday hungover movie: Piranha
a piranha definitely burps up a bloody dick. Now I really wish I had seen this is 3D.
commenting on comments
know what gets you through your workday? commenting on every single birthday comment you receive on facebook.
i’m up to: 116 so far. looks like one has already been deleted by someone!
Sober February →
stace:
luckypaperstars:
interweber:
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SUPERBOWL, Y’ALL
BUT WHAT ABOUT VALENTINE’S DAY, Y’ALL
I am doing this
BUT WHAT ABOUT PROM, BLAINE
the key i find to teetotaling for a month, is to allow yourself to drink one or two days out of it. it’s just like when you diet and allow yourself to eat a piece of cake every two weeks. i will drink on Valentine’s Day...
my grandma just called me at work, and while i helped a client she sang into the phone (with thick German accent of course)
Happy Brithday to you
Happy Birthday to you
I hope you have many more
And I hope to see you soon
But not in New York
Because I’m scared of the plane
Anyway, I know you’re busy
So bye
(dial tone)
That’s me with Gisela (and my mom and sister...
wondering what to get me for my birthday? (i'm not... →
Beauty Boil #3
time for another Beauty Boil. or rather, Booby Boil. ladies, i’ve got some advice for any of you who are looking to perk up your saggies. if anyone knows tits, it’s this gal. not just because i have sizable knockers, but because i’ve done excessive research on them trying to figure out how to get rid of them. well, we can’t all throw down 10G to change God’s...
all “No Strings Attached” is gonna do is make girls think that friends-with-benefits= i’m not attached right now, it’s just sex. But hey, guess what? Now we’ve had sex and I AM attached. Wait, he is TOO? Love forever and ever! not. gonna. happen. ps. I have not seen the movie, this is my judgement based on the previews.
i had bbq at work for lunch
Alex has joined
Alex: i am doing as little work as possible, watching battlestar Galactica and getting a fishing license for the great state of nj
Alex: thanks
Alex: fly fishing
Alex: they make you say whether or not you owe child support so know this people nj dep of wildlife is doing thier part
Alex: i can add some corporate lawyers just for fun
Alex: FF = Farlow Friday = freaky friday
i had bbq at work for lunch
Alex: the state of NJ just 56 bucks from me
Alex: if you put crappy into an im with someone from goldman sachs they can't respond to it
Alex: yes
Alex: yes the word crappy typed out
Alex: well they have to all our old teachers are there
Alex: down to 15
we never made it to 20
Alex: 4 more
Alex: how boring is a headmistress bday party?
Alex: chief of police has dealers and hookers
it will be a lot like tonight
Alex: pizza - what is your favorite sean?
Alex: ok i have to finsih up some work - hope to see you all at some point tongiht - likely at the bar ealy
Alex has left
these are some excerpts from a 2 hour text convo from the other night. it was, like, 3am? there was a lot of deep convo happening (with The Room playing in the background), but in the middle of all of it, these nuggets came out:
Wait, is The Room a gross porno? I thought it was gonna be an artsy fartsy indie movie.
“You are a rose to me” - The Room
“I definitely have...
“bish plz, that is soups lame.”
– stace
you can’t describe yourself as “athletic and toned” and then post a default pic of you slouching with a giant beer gut (beer in hand).
i promise i’ll stop tumbling about match.com. my membership ends in 2 weeks, and i will not be renewing, so i figure i’ll get my jabs in while i can.
James Toback suddenly popped into my head today. maybe it’s because i am working on the upper west side like back-in-the-day when i worked here all the time. i met James at the Starbucks i was working at at the time. it’s a very loooong story…but oh what a story!
also, maybe inappropriate for some of my readers. (mom)
look for a “fiction” story in the near...
so, i think i dodged a purse-nabber this morning. it’s hard to describe what happened, and it all happened so fast that i was like “what just happened?” and there was only one witness, which was a man in a truck, but i couldn’t capture eye contact with him to make the “did you see that?!” face. anyway, i saw his hand stretch out and dip down and swipe towards...
Short Mike Short: My project for 2011 →
benzado:
shortmikeshort:
And this one involves you! Ever fancy yourself a comic book writer? Want to flex those writing muscles in a sequential manner? Have an idea you want to see visually realized?
Here’s the project: Write a three-page comic for me, and I will draw it. I’ll also be writing and drawing my own stories.
Yes!
How do I “write” a comic? I’ve seen the template in Celtx but...
Resogoals.
i’m a little late on this but maybe i’ll be more committed if i write it out?
2010 was a rough year for me for various personal reasons BUT it was also my busiest and (i think) most productive. I was unemployed for about 2 months of it, one of which I spent in Texas and wrote my one woman show, which..dare i say…was a hit. been improvising and coaching like mother fuggin...
i'm in this music video. don't blink! →
Reminder: New Musical Megawatt Starts tomorrow at... →
magnettheater:
Hey everybody. Yes, this is happening. Our new musical improv house teams will be debuting tomorrow night at Musical Megawatt at 8:30PM. New Team A & New Team B (will they have names?). Afterwards stick around for the Magnet Musical Improv Mixer and try it out yourself.
I’m in this with Team A. wiiiillllllllll we have a name? who the fuck...
if i’d known that all the men on Match wanted kids, i never would have signed up. they should have a site like JDate, but just for people that don’t want kids.
it should be called vasectomeandyou.com
i feel like i should have had a 365 project. but it’s already the 2nd..so…oh well.