December 2010
12 posts
i rarely like to admit this to people, but i have a fear of rubberbands. i don’t like to say it out loud, because there is always one yahoo who doesn’t think it’s serious and will taunt me with it for laughs. i assure you, it’s serious. usually it’s just a body twitching sort of reaction when i see one, but if one is around me long enough i can get a little...
Snow!
i love snow. maybe it’s because i come from a place where snow doesn’t happen (except the occasional global warmiracle). people in the city complain that snow is horrible in the city because it just turns into slush. to that i say, “so what?!” it’s still really beautiful and calming. if you’re gonna love the birth, you accept the messy placenta.
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i had a job interview at The Museum of Sex yesterday. i haven’t had to interview for a job in over 5 years, and i showed up completely unprepared. in my head, i already had the job, so i thought it was just a meet-and-greet. who do i think i am? their first question was “why do you want to work here?” i didn’t even know what to say. so i said “well, i mean, sex...
look, this show is happening again. i will remind you again later, but i wanted to catch the crowd of people that plan more than a week in advance. are you going to be in town? have you not seen this show yet? do you like laughing and/or feeling slightly uncomfortable? if you answered “yes” to any of these things…then you should see it. Thursday December 30th 9:30pm
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guyz
do you think Lou Diamond Phillips eats Blue Diamond Almonds?