Suck In. Look Funny.

Wed Nov 18

Wednesday. 2pm

  • grady: you remind me of that girl Precious
  • me: 'cuz i'm a rape victim?
  • i didn't know i wore that on my face
  • grady: more of a "separated at birth" kinda thing
  • grady: when you come down you should come to cassidys one night
  • i always try to take you there but it never works out
  • me: who's that? the one from Pace? she lives there now?
  • grady: no its a bar
  • Cassidy's Irish Pub
  • me: oh, for a second i thought you had a friend..but bars are your friends
  • grady: fyi, i have like 2 friends now
  • me: in your life?
  • am i one of them?
  • grady: ...yes
  • jk, i have LOTS of friends
  • me: chillout
  • grady: if we include barney and annie
  • me: the dinosaur and the orphan?
  • grady.mcgee: hahaha, my dogs
Fri Nov 13

does anyone know where i can buy vegetarian jerky?  i had it once and it was so good.  when i gave up meat the two hardest things to give up were beef jerky and brisket.  nom nom nom.  anyway, i can’t find the veggie stuff even at places that sell that kind of thing. 

Wed Nov 4
shortmikeshort: (via darkpizza) My god, someone found a photo of my entire childhood. I would have looked like that if I won Second.

shortmikeshort:

(via darkpizza)

My god, someone found a photo of my entire childhood.

I would have looked like that if I won Second.

Thu Oct 29

Michael Stipes, I feel ya'

everything hurts today.  i’d say i need a vacation, but i’m not sure if that ever really helps anything.  maybe I just need to be with my family.  like, the whole family.  Mom, Dad, Tasha (and Pete and Cameron), Tiffany, and Grandma. 

or maybe i just need to get drunk with grady.

or maybe i need to sit at the top of a mountain.

or paint my apartment.

or run.

or lose weight.

or just keep doing what i’m doing.

god, i’m such a drama queen.

(via shortmikeshort) omg.  this might beat my Tobias!

(via shortmikeshort)

omg.  this might beat my Tobias!

Wed Oct 28

Facebook Invite Wall Posts

So, everyone sends Facebook invites.  It’s half the point of Facebook.  I’m ok with this.  I do it.  The thing that stuffs my nose is how many people use the “Write on this Events Wall” as an opportunity to write an excuse as to why they can’t come.  It just looks bad for the Event. 

If I go to a event page, and maybe I’m undecided, it helps to see if others are going and if they are pumped.  Not post after post of “Sorry Lady..going out of town LOL!”  If you can’t come, just hit “no”.

You also have the option of RSVPing “no” and then writing on the wall “This show is going to be awesome…I can’t wait to see it..no doubt..word..off the hook!”

Anyway, come to my show on Friday?  It’s 9:30pm at the PIT…Best New Artist!

shortmikeshort: digsyfinallyhasa: chrysilla: fandomslut: tvwhore: intuitiveaptitude:tobeaparagraph:amuffinformypuffin:bohemea:suicideblonde: Lord of the Rings cast on TRL A pervy hobbit fancier = ME. I had NO IDEA that the early 2000s looked this much like the late 1990s. Wow. Just to show you my world, before I recognized Elijah Wood, because of the average males-to-one cute girl ratio, I thought this was some old photo of an old improv team. Yeah, for a second I thought this was Dawson’s Creek.  Aw, remember thise hobbit/elves? They look so young and innocent here.  Except Orlando..who’s like “I’m going places dickwads”

shortmikeshort:

digsyfinallyhasa:

chrysilla:

fandomslut:

tvwhore:

intuitiveaptitude:tobeaparagraph:amuffinformypuffin:bohemea:suicideblonde:

Lord of the Rings cast on TRL

A pervy hobbit fancier = ME.

I had NO IDEA that the early 2000s looked this much like the late 1990s. Wow.

Just to show you my world, before I recognized Elijah Wood, because of the average males-to-one cute girl ratio, I thought this was some old photo of an old improv team.

Yeah, for a second I thought this was Dawson’s Creek.  Aw, remember thise hobbit/elves? They look so young and innocent here.  Except Orlando..who’s like “I’m going places dickwads”

Thu Oct 22
stace: playnice: srsly:GENE PARMESAN!!!! GOT ME AGAIN!

stace:

playnice:

srsly:GENE PARMESAN!!!!

GOT ME AGAIN!

last night i drunkenly moved a couch into my office and slept at work.  i’m growing up, guys.

also, i’ve decided to quit smoking (again).  this time it better stick!

Fri Oct 9

i’ve thought about it and i’ve decided: my favorite thing to do is sleep.  that’s something a high school kid would say to be funny.  or something a depressed person says to talk.  sure sure, i do improv and hang with friends and watch movies and etc. i do these things to fill the time before i can sleep again.  i go through the day wondering when my next nap or rest is going to happen.  i take a nap almost every day at work (don’t worry, it’s when i’m off).  and i just don’t want to get out of bed in the morning, like, ever.  not even christmas morning makes me want to get out of bed.

so, yes, if i was a princess i’d be Sleeping Beauty (Aurora). except, the prince waking me up at the end would not be happily ever after.  i’t be a real dick move.  like, come on Prince Phillip!